12-10-2001
The Rand Corporation

This weeks Freak of the Week is none other then the infamous Rand Corporation. What can I say about these guys that hasen't been said already. These guys are hardcore DDR players. These crazy bastards drive all the way down here a few times a month just to play. They are a great bunch of guys and consider all of them my freinds. Sivus, Nugget, Pierre, Jesse, Mike, Dual Impact, and anyone else I forgot, and what about Simon?...(is he Rand or just the musical guest host....I really love that song. You know the Simon Song? Don't you? Well heres a clip if you don't.)

The way you smile, The way you sing....SIIIIIMOOON!
Nobody swings a sword like you.....SIIIIIMOOON!
The one and only Fallen K too.....SIIIIIIIIMOOOON!
Whatcha gonna do when the black man steals your gloves then gets on the FYE message board and sings a song about you!?!?!?!?!? SIIIIIIIIIMOOOOOOON!
Heeeeeee's the PPP champiooooonnnnnnnn!! SIIIIIIMOOON!
The Crusader of lOooow priceeees!!!! SIIIIIIIIIMOOOOOON!!!
What a feeling!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIIIIIIIIIIIMOooOOOOOOOOON!!!

They have made all of this so fun for me and I talk to most of then every single day. Sivus went out of his way to help me out at the Battle, and Bryan risked his job just to be here. Plus both of them are moderators on our message boards and Sivus will take the helm in our "Adult Swim" section. Jesse has been a great sport with the Jesus pix, and Pierre fucked up my Beatmania machine as soon as we got it. We have had alot of fun with the Pix and stuff especially when we took that Ransom picture. That was too funny. You are a great bunch of guys and one of the top things that has happened since I started this whole FYE DDR thing is my freindship with The Rand Corporation.......

So, congratulations Rand Corporation....You are this weeks "Freak Of The Week"........ohhh..and Dillinger I really wasn't sure if you were a member of Rand or not.....in any case....either way....you still suck.....

Ted